what's a little blood
Customer: Ummm could you get your manager?
Me: No, but you can get these hands.

iminstitches442:

one-mandrinkinggamess:

lovelikeogkush:

This is too raw

Whoever makes these is not even in the general area of fucking around

These are actually quite true in everyday possible to me.

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

riddlemetom:

Overheard in the halls of Hogwarts [2/4] inspired by x

meladoodle:

i honestly love this kid

meladoodle:

i honestly love this kid